I know when it’s nearly Christmas because Joanne starts buying stuff for all the people she loves [even me!]. How do I know?? Because I get asked questions like: “Do you think Mark will like this orchard hanger?” and “What do you think we could get Frank?”

So, after nearly 34 years of giving advice ion presents I find it ironic that I have finally found some really guidelines about present giving. Come in closer and I will share what I have found out about giving presents.

Firstly, I saw this fantastic advertisement which said “Don’t give Dad a job… give him something that he can really enjoy…” This was obviously a reference to the tendency of giving men useful presents like drills, spanners and other items you get at Bunnings.

Secondly, when giving presents to the women in your life, think PERSONAL and NOT practical. So, stop visiting the home appliance section of the department stores and start looking at jewellery and perfume sections… just remember to keep the receipts. The wrong perfume will win you more favours than the “nifty new vacuum cleaner.”

Thirdly, take note that TIMING IS CRITICAL! When a guy wants a new set of golf clubs, anytime us OK, but with the ladies, it is really important that you remember birthdays, anniversaries and annual gift days, like Christmas and Mothers Day.

So, how can you use this information… if there is someone you care for, don’t wait to give them that gift that shows them you really care. However, flowers work really well for the women in your life regardless of the occasion or the reason.

Actually, do you really need a reason to get that gift?